seven

Some bloggers blog, I start blogs then stop blogs.

I have seven drafts of whats been going on since I stopped blogging.

Highlights!

* I let it slip that I have a blog, and two guys at work think I blog secret gossip about the office. They have been searching for this little gem, haven't found it. And now I feel compelled to actually spill secrets... except I don't have any.

* I lost my voice a couple weeks ago. It was interesting. I sat in the file room, quarantined. P.S- husbands will respond to clicks and sssssssssssssss, it is quite effective. So effective that you might mistakenly do it to a friend. Oops.

* I read my piece at writing class. It wasn't horrible. I did have a coughing fit in the middle, started tearing up and drips tears (and snot) on my paper. Joys of a writer.

* I got in accident on way to writing class, I was T-Boned... by a bicycle. I was stopped in traffic and a man on a bike just ran into me, flipped over the truck of my car and got up and rode away. It was very bizarre.

*Oh yes, I got a new camera. Its a TREAT. Its one of those nice ones that people usually get to take picture of their children, and I take pictures of the cats. Training relentlessly for my crazy cat lady status.

* Look out Meg White (wiki) I am a Beatles Rock Band goddess! Yes I play the drums and our band JoJoLo is kicking butt. Surprised? Well, you shouldn't be. I have awoken the sleeping drumming beast and I can not control her.

The End

-don't you feel all caught up?

parenting the furry

*Little Rigby love bites my ankles*

What is it? You hungry?

No. (walks away from food bowl)

*Trying to naw at electrical wires*

Are you cold?

No. (blank stare. ignores heating pad)

*jumps into sink while mommy brushes her teeth*

Sibioby wa ha obben im boo oo? ob it!

(for those not fluent in mouth full of toothpaste that was- Seriously what has gotten in to you? Stop it!)

Mommy gets into bed. 0.0005 seconds later Rigby is on my lap.

You wanted me to go to bed?

Yesth. It was an hour past our bedtime!

Sweet boy.

its my muse

* Hello Friday!

* I'm sick. Thanks fellow employee. (I should post his name on the internet and shame him publicly for sharing germs, you know who you are. that stupid fist bump.)


* Christi has declared today National Low-Level Employee Appreciation Day. There will be cake. I second the motion.


* Cake makes me happy.


* I had cake last weekend...

* I have an opportunity to have cake this weekend at my cousin's birthday- but probably won't. There is a travel issue- I haven't mastered teleportation. Working on it.


* Diet? What diet? GIMME CAKE!

cake!

#2

I can't hold it in any longer- and the announcement was made today...

I GOT A PROMOTION!

Doing this...

on the inside...

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I am aware that my last post made it seem like I was hunkered down doing nothing but watching the Olympics. (Oh how I wish) Sometimes I like to relive moments in my mind but how I would have liked them to have gone, and the last couple of weeks would look like this:

Work is canceled! I get to stay home, robed, on my new (comfy!) couch and watch Olympics all day, drink hot chocolate with whipped cream. Kitties (preferably spontaneously multiplying, achem David- that means buy me a kitten!) piled on me wherever there is an open spot. Sloth- my favorite sin. mmmm laziness.
Well, no. It wasn’t like that at all. In fact, I missed a lot of tv. It is going to be a crazy month, you feel it too?

1. Writing class… not what I expected. I thought ha! I am creative, I am a writer. Uh no. It is kicking my butt. Inadequate- that sums up my feelings about the class.

2. Analee has insane news to share hopefully with in the week. It is insane. Insanely good. (I’m not pregnant. For some reason, I guess being of a fertile age, every time I have a mild tummy ache or get stuck in elevators people ask if I am pregnant. I’m not.)


3. Weight Loss is not happening. I guess… I have to start exercising. There are crazy crazy people out there who think working out is fun- not drinking that Koolaid. Maybe I should…

4. Dylan and Brody turned 2!!! Maybe I will sit down and download pictures from their party. It was a perfect day. I miss the boys so much and am selfishly praying L&M and the boys move to Houston. I can pray those kind of selfish prayers, right?


5. My cousin’s wedding is this weekend! I am overwhelmingly happy to see him get married. It is so fantastic! Not going to cry, but I probably will! Whirlwind trips two weekends in a row. Please reference my fantasy week above, whirlwind is not me.

6. Freaking out that it is just 4 months until the cruise I feel hopelessly unprepared. Trying to find peace, serenity and a fat vacuum. Oh and also think about cruise attire- cause that is the real reason we like to cruise, right? The new clothes?

Onward!