internal morning monologue

Someone is mowing. It’s really bright this morning. What day is it? Sunday? No, yesterday was Monday its probably Tuesday. Stop mowing.
“david what time is it?”
“8:49..wait! 8:49!!!!”
“ACH!”


Meanwhile…


“My plan is almost complete, soon I will have mom snuggling with me FOREVER!!!”

ps- what does a kitty supervillan have on his lap? his "fluffy" white owner?

a spoonful of sugar

We were a little late with the spring cleaning... more like fall cleaning.

To make my study corner more conducive to actual studying and not storing crap we worked very hard to clean up the office and its closet. Now I have a happy little corner. (David fully consumes the office- he is a spreader-outer.) All my stationary has a place, my art supplies are easily found, my gift wrapping funness is stored happily in tubs. I can't believe our front bedroom and closet are for real clean. It only took a year. Pretty right?

AND we organized my pantry which has been a complete disaster ever since we moved in; I always said that we would get around to it. We actually did this time- and everything has a place with like items AND we have so much more space.

I totally outdid myself and gave myself a week-long migraine. I'm allergic to organizing. :D

bush meat

Physical Anthropology-
Sometimes when a student is the last soul on the planet to register, and can't find anything else to take, and even World Music won't accept said student, this poor little student ends up in Anthropology.

My professor is an animated, silly man from Africa which provides a unique perspective. Enjoy:

Last class my professor stops in the middle of lecture (Theories leading up to Evolution) to proclaim that he is a Christian and does not believe in evolution. He believes that God created man in His image, and that we are not related to monkeys. Dr. Professor is a Creationist Anthropologist.

And besides that he enjoys eating monkeys. If humans were related to monkeys he would not be able to enjoy "bush meat." Moreover, the zoo is a tragic loss for him as he cannot visit the monkey house without salivating, and the Houston Zoo has kindly asked him not to return.