Ok, just so my mom has something to look at while toiling away at work a small present from my arduous weekend of TV watching.
President Reagan went to England and was on a horse and buggy ride with the Queen. And the horse was making "rude noises" (he was farting) and the Queen said
"I'm sorry Mr. President. But there are things even royalty cannot control."
and Reagan says:
"That's ok ma'am. If you hadn't said anything I would have thought it was the horse."
he he he he he he he he
Thank you Paula Dean and her wonderful trip to England!
And a little hint for all those out there with a soul, a beating heart and any sense of love and marriage. DO NOT GO SEE "THE LAST FIRST KISS!!!!" It is horrible, and despite the critics calling it "very funny" it is not by any means or in anyway funny! If you find adultery, divorce and mid-life crisis funny then why not see this movie! It has all of those and no light hearted humor, nope. Just a depressing look of how an affair happens. uh huh. miserable. And for the record it is the last time Jeni picks the movie.
2 comments:
Thanks for the joke of the day! I laughed.
Don N. told me that joke at church one week. And that's not a joke!
Melanie
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