Kitty Tales

So we have a big bed, a full, and the kitties always make sleeping an adventure.

Instance 1:

They spread out. Resulting in very little room for me, forcing me to sleep horizontally across the top half of the bed.

Instance 2:

They clump. I scoot over, they scoot over and I end up on the edge with two cats on top of me.

Instance 3:

Perfection. Abbey shares my pillow and we spoon, and Rigby sleeps on my legs. Ahhhhhhh.

P.S.- According to my utility bill the number of occupants in my apartment is 1.6. Who new 2 cats = .6?