Vacation envy...

I need a vacation. I don't remember my last one, well I do. It was last July, we went to Galveston for a day or two to celebrate our anniversary.

In November we went to Fort Worth for Thanksgiving. In February we went up to Abilene for the boys birthday party. And since then have stayed put.

So all you cruisers, and jet setters... I am jealous. I am just getting pretty excited to have a vacation day in May.

--- ---- --- ---- --- ----

This Friday is my company's "Park Day." It is like a field day for grown ups. (Please envision my lip curling and eyes rolling dangerously far back into my head.)

I am not what you might call athletic nor do I wish to play co-ed sports. Men are so competitive and mean. I have been having anxiety for weeks about this stupid Park Day. Breaking a leg has actually sounded like a pretty good solution to this little problem.

Oh not to mention it takes place in the morning. This must be some deep issue from elementary school, but I hate to exercise in the morning, it makes me nauseous. Being outside early in the morning makes my tummy ache. Pretty much the whole sports with people I don't know makes me want to hurl.

And to make this whole thing worse, it is mandatory. Like you can't even take the day off... yes I tried. Maybe I am going to have to get swine flu...