While David is looking for a job he is being a great wife. Really. He cleans, does laundry, vacuums, does trash and litter boxes.
And goes to the grocery store.
The scene is set. Let's listen in...
DP: I guess Heidi isn't doing Project Runway this season because of all her problems.
Me: Uh what problems?
DP: Her family problems.
Me: She is probably just busy with her babies and husband.
DP: Nu uh, Heidi and Seal are getting a divorce.
Me: WHAT?!
DP: Yeah, where have you been? Its all over the magazines in the checkout line.
Tomorrow he is going to tell me how much he misses OLTL and Oprah all whilst being manly and shooting terrorists in some war game thingy.
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