bush meat

Physical Anthropology-
Sometimes when a student is the last soul on the planet to register, and can't find anything else to take, and even World Music won't accept said student, this poor little student ends up in Anthropology.

My professor is an animated, silly man from Africa which provides a unique perspective. Enjoy:

Last class my professor stops in the middle of lecture (Theories leading up to Evolution) to proclaim that he is a Christian and does not believe in evolution. He believes that God created man in His image, and that we are not related to monkeys. Dr. Professor is a Creationist Anthropologist.

And besides that he enjoys eating monkeys. If humans were related to monkeys he would not be able to enjoy "bush meat." Moreover, the zoo is a tragic loss for him as he cannot visit the monkey house without salivating, and the Houston Zoo has kindly asked him not to return.