internal morning monologue

Someone is mowing. It’s really bright this morning. What day is it? Sunday? No, yesterday was Monday its probably Tuesday. Stop mowing.
“david what time is it?”
“8:49..wait! 8:49!!!!”
“ACH!”


Meanwhile…


“My plan is almost complete, soon I will have mom snuggling with me FOREVER!!!”

ps- what does a kitty supervillan have on his lap? his "fluffy" white owner?