Sniff Sniff... what is that smell? Trash? Dead rat? Biological warfare?!
It was the crockpot.
A crockpot full of gruel.
It looked like green, alien mush. And it smelled worse than it looked. And tasted... well, I wouldn't know.
Take that Pioneer Woman
ps- dp tried to eat the leftovers today. said he couldn't do it. thus leading me to the conclusion that he does in fact have taste buds.
pps- you know how mom's just know everything? how is that? mom instructed me to leave out a dish of vinegar to absorb the slow roasted fart/feet smell and it worked. mom's are infinitely smart, mine might be the smartest.
ppps- Scentsy users, you might like to know that although Scentsy can battle some tough odors... it was no match for gruel.
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