Monday, June 11, 2012

anatomy of a cat nap

Cat Nap

What it is not-
a short snooze; light refreshing rest in the warm afternoon sun

What it is-
a deep and incapacitating hibernation brought on by a nearby sleeping cat; an infection of slumber; when you wake, 4 hours later, you will be disoriented, sweaty and sit grumpily on the couch waiting for your mental capacities to return.

Used in a sentence:
Saturday we had great plans but instead we cat napped.

1 comment:

David said...

We just need to schedule for random catnap probability...