Almost a year ago I started getting parenting magazines, coupons for diapers and baby formula. It followed me to our new house. It was starting to get embarrassing. I had no baby, no bun in oven just a growing stack of baby formula and an informational packet on what to expect in the delivery room. (ach!)
ps- they had my name spelled wrong.
I saw this tiny grey print on a package of coupons- To be removed from this mailing list call 1800****. It took me .0 seconds to get to a phone. And just like that, products for my non-baby stopped.
Part Deux
I hate yogurt. Blach! It is not a liquid, not a solid. I mean yuck. And I don't want to eat sweet flavors, they make me gag. But I have to eat yogurt, it is good for my tummy. (have I mentioned I have gastritis? *eyeroll*)
Dear Yogurt Haters of the World,
Stonyfield Organic Vanilla Yogurt
I don't know if it is the organic part or the fact that it isn't out of control sweetened, or it is the right texture. Whatever. It is yummy and helps my tummy. Once a week I eat it with Post's Trail Mix Crunch (fiber!)
Stonyfield always has some interesting stuff on its lids, mainly about environmental stuff. I am not a green-freak. Sad to say since I once was the chair of the environmental committee!
Ok. Back to the baby formula, it is going to make sense here in a second.
This week's lid:
Stop Junk Mail
Step-by-step instructions to STOP junk mail!!(I am serious)
Yes yes yes! You can stop junk mail, and news to me stop the yellow pages!!
Well, this makes me happy as it is my job to sort mail, and the endless attack of junk mail. Whether or not you care about our planet, or you may already recycle your mail (that's good too), but who really likes dealing with excess baby formula? NO ONE!
Enjoy your new found freedom.
1 comment:
1. I am going to try that yogurt.
2. I totally just signed up to stop receiving junk mail. THANK YOU for sharing!! =)
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