avoiding

meet my husband

mr congeniality

he is tall

he is goofy

he is abnormally likable.

if you are my friend chances are

you will end up liking david more than me even though he drones on about the Navy (just tell him you don't care, that usually shuts him up)

he is ticklish

all over but especially his feet. getting his feet is like finding the gold at the end of the rainbow.

if you are my beloved kitty, abbey,

you will betray me and like david more. if i squeezed you like he does you would pee on me but you make a giggly noise when he does it.

he watches wizards of waverly place with me

he may not have wanted everyone to know that, but maybe he will think twice about leaving me alone to complete my grammar final

he is playing poker right now

with veterans

he was going to bring a cigar but i reminded him he hates cigars

and those are things you wouldn't normally find out about david unless i was avoiding homework.

you are welcome. :)